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L-R: Frances Marshall, Antony Eden, and Louise Shuttleworth in A BRIEF HISTORY OF WOMEN. Photo by Tony Bartholomew. |
Even
now, in his late seventies, the remarkably prolific Alan Ayckbourn shows no
signs of slowing down. His 81st play, A Brief History of Women, premiered at
the Stephen Joseph Theatre in Scarborough, England in late 2017 and is
currently being staged at 59E59 Theaters in midtown Manhattan. (And just for the record, Ayckbourn has
already penned his 82nd play, Better Off
Dead, which is scheduled to premiere at the Stephen Joseph Theatre in
September of this year).
A Brief History of
Women
relates the rather mundane tale of Anthony “Tony” Spates (Antony Eden), an
ordinary man on an ordinary odyssey through life, with some emphasis on his
slightly more noteworthy interactions with a small handful of different
women. The play is structured in four
parts, set at 20 year intervals in Kirkbridge Manor, a Downton Abbey-ish manor
house, in 1925 - or in one of its successor incarnations as the Kirkbridge
Preparatory School for Girls (1945), the Kirkbridge Arts Center(1965), and the
Kirkbridge Manor Hotel (1985).
When
we first encounter Spates he is a 17-year old son of a farmer, serving as a
temporary footman at Kirkbridge Manor during an engagement party being thrown
by Lady Caroline Kirkbridge (Frances Marshall) to celebrate the engagement of
her daughter and Lord Edward Kirkbridge’s (Russell Dixon’s) step-daughter, Lady
Cynthia (Laura Matthews) to Captain Fergus Ffluke (Laurence Pears). In the course of the celebration, Lady
Caroline has a bit too much to drink - it is, after all, the roaring ‘twenties
and “bees knees” are all the rage – which results in her barging into her
husband’s study - which she had been forbidden to enter - and so enraging him
(by accusing him of being homosexual) that he verges on physically attacking
her. Spates gallantly comes to her
rescue and is rewarded by Lady Caroline’s bestowing on him his first “real”
kiss.
Twenty
years later, at the end of World War II, Kirkbridge Manor has been converted
into a relatively expensive girls’ preparatory school. Through Lady Caroline’s encouragement,
intervention and financial support, Spates succeeded in achieving an education
well beyond the expectations of a farmer’s son, and now, at age 37, he has
returned to what had once been Kirkbridge Manor and now is the Kirkbridge
Preparatory School for Girls as an English and Geography teacher. The school’s headmaster and classics teacher
is Dr. Wynford Williams (Russell Dixon) and the other teachers at the school
are Eva Miller (Frances Marshall), Phoebe Long (Louise Shuttleworth), Desmond
Kennedy (Laurance Pears) and, of greatest significance, Ursula Brock (Laura
Matthews) with whom Spates has been carrying on a not so clandestine affair. Ursula’s grasp of reality is tenuous at best
– while she persists in proclaiming her love for Spates, she also persists in
her belief that Jimmy, her former fiancé who was killed during the war, will be
returning to her – not in Heaven but right here on Earth! – in a blaze of
glory. Which might make for a rather
difficult ménage a trois. Not that it
dissuades Ursula from attempting to have sex with Spates in full view of the
entire student body, which results, inevitably in Spates’ dismissal.
A
generation later, in 1965, the Kirkbridge Preparatory School for Girls (nee
Kirkbridge Manor) has undergone yet another transition: it is now the
Kirkbridge Arts Centre and Spates is its 57 year-old Administrative Director. The Centre is preparing for its annual
“panto,” a uniquely British winter musical comedy tradition that that
integrates children’s fairy tales with British vaudeville, while adhering to
various conventions, including the “principal boy” or male juvenile lead (who
is usually played by a girl), the “panto dame” (played by a man in outrageously
exaggerated drag), ample audience participation, bawdy jokes, and a comedy
animal. The panto for which the
Kirkbridge Arts Centre is rehearsing is based on the story of Jack and the
Beanstalk: Dennis Dunbar (Russell Dixon)
has written the play, is directing it, and is its panto dame in the role of
Jack’s mother; his wife, Gillian Dunbar
(Louise Shuttleworth) is playing the front end of the family cow that Jack will
be selling; Pat Wiggly (Frances Marshall) is Jack, the “principal boy”; and
Rory Tudor (Laurence Pears) is the
peddler (or “piddler!”) whom Pat encounters on his way to sell the cow.
Gillian
gradually reveals to Spates that she and Dennis have less than an ideal
marriage, a fact that is underscored when she and Spates realize that when
Dennis and Pat left to rehearse their musical duet, they had something more
than that in mind. It is the final nail
in the coffin of Dennis and Gillian’s marriage and Spates, who seems to be
making something of a habit of catching women on the rebound, is once again
available – even if it means playing the rear end of a cow.
By
1985, Kirkbridge Manor once again has been transformed, this time into the
Kirkbridge Manor Hotel, an assisted living residence. Spates is now 77 years old and has retired
from his former position as manager of the hotel but is temporarily filling in
for the current manager. Tilly
Seabourne-Watson (Laura Matthews) and her husband, Jim Seabourne-Watson
(Laurence Pears) have brought their 98-year-old great-grandmother, Caroline
Seabourne (Frances Marshall) to stay. Of
course, Caroline Seabourne is (or once was) Lady Caroline Kirkbridge and both
she and Spates recall that first kiss.
The world has come full circle.
I
must reluctantly admit that I don’t think that this is one of Ayckbourn’s
finest works but it is a wonderful vehicle for allowing six very talented
performers to exhibit their talents. Antony
Eden is the only one of the six who does not perform multiple roles: He is Anthony Spates from beginning to end but
he does a terrific job as he evolves from callow youth to mature senior
citizen. Frances Marshall is equally
impressive in her portrayals of the 38 year-old Caroline and the 98 year-old
Caroline. But there is even more to her
than that: she is fine as the ethnically harassed German-Swiss teacher, Eva
Miller, and even better yet as the exuberant “principal boy” Pat Wiggly.
Laura
Matthews is delightfully charming as Caroline’s insecure daughter, Cynthia; as
her patronizing great-granddaughter,Tilly; and as the irrepressible and
delusional Ursula. And in a complete
about-face, she pulls off the role of Jenny Tyler, the relatively incompetent
and surly stage manager at the Kirkbridge Arts Centre, with equal aplomb. Laurence Pears is similarly effective in his
roles as the upstanding Captain Fergus Ffluke; as Desmond Kennedy, the sports
teacher; as Rory Tudor, the mindless hippie; and as Jim Seabourne-Watson,
Caroline’s responsible great-grandson. Louise
Shuttleworth also deserves considerable credit as well for her portrayals of
Mrs. Reginald Ffluke, Fergus’ mother; of the bigoted Phoebe Long; of the
long-suffering Gillian Dunbar; and of Ruby Jensen, the receptionist at the
Kirkbridge Manor Hotel.
But
I have saved the very best for last.
Russell Dixon is brilliant as the selfish, misogynist, and brutish Lord
Edward Kirkbridge. He is even better as
the stultified headmaster, Wynford Williams.
And he is simply phenomenal as Dennis Dunbar, the panto dame. (He also has a minor role as Gordon, the hall
porter at the Kirkbridge Hotel, that appears to have been thrown in by
Ayckbourn as something of an afterthought but there’s no reason to hold that
against him.) Indeed, if anyone truly
deserves standing ovations for his performances, it is Russell Dixon.