L-R: Quincy Dunn-Baker and Claire Karpen in JACK, one of three plays in SUMMER SHORTS 2017 - SERIES A. Photo by Carol Rosegg. |
Summer Shorts 2017 marks the eleventh annual
season that this festival of six new American one act plays is appearing at
59E59 Theaters. It is like a flight of
light rose wines or white wine spritzers – not very heady stuff, to be sure,
but a pleasant respite from the more consequential considerations of our lives
as we enter upon the dog days of summer.
This
year’s program is in two parts playing in repertory: Series A consists of Jack by Melissa Ross, Playing God by Alan Zweibel and Acolyte by Graham Moore while Series B includes
Break Point by Neil LaBute, A Woman by Chris Cragin-Day and Wedding Bash by Lindsey Kraft and
Andrew Leeds. Series B hasn’t opened yet
but we’ve just seen Series A and enjoyed it very much.
L-R: Sam Lilja, Orlagh Cassidy, Bronte England-Nelson, and Ted Koch in ACOLYTE, one of three plays in SUMMER SHORTS 2017 - SERIES A. Photo by Carol Rosegg. |
It
has been known for decades that Ayn Rand had an affair with Nathaniel Branden,
her principal acolyte and a man young enough to be her son – with the full
knowledge and begrudging acceptance of both Rand’s husband and Branden’s
wife. The play is set in Rand’s
apartment late on a Saturday night and those in attendance are Ayn Rand (Orlagh
Cassidy); her husband, Frank O’Connor (Ted Koch); Nathaniel Branden (Sam
Lilja); and his wife, Barbara (Bronte England-Nelson). And it is the premise of the play that this
was when and how Ayn informed Frank and Barbara of her intention to sleep with
Nathaniel and obtained their acquiescence to her scheme.
In
a note in the play’s script, the playwright actually contends “Note: This actually happened” though
what exactly “this” refers to is not
clear. If it is simply the fact that
Rand and Branden had an affair with the full knowledge and acceptance of their
spouses – well, we already knew that.
But if it is that the scene depicted in the play actually occurred –
well, then one might wonder how the playwright could possibly know that.
There
is no denying that Ayn Rand was a forceful, creative and challenging individual
who had a significant influence on political thought to this day. But she was also something of a
two-dimensional cardboard character who saw everything in terms of black and
white – and something of a hypocrite to boot.
It is to Grahan Moore’s credit that he has succeeded in capturing both
of these aspects of her persona. On the
one hand, he has given her the best monologue of the play, the one in which she
demolishes both liberal and conservative thinking:
“The liberals believe
that God is dead and that we live only for the betterment of the least
fortunate. First they extended their
helpful hand to women, then Jews, then the blacks, and soon enough it will be
the sapphists and queers and whatever other supposed unfortunates they can unearth. The mob will grow in number, and it is the
the mob to which they pray. Too dumb to
realize that that if they give the mob this power of righteousness – that if
morality is only what the mob decrees at any given moment – then what is right
and true and just will change every spring with the blooming of the
lilies. Today’s hero will become
tomorrow’s villain. And eventually, one
day, with the fire of an Old Testament plague, the collective’s opprobrium will
burn us all. The Bolsheviks came for my
father. The Leninists came for me. The liberals will come for you.
“And the
conservatives? They’re even worse. Their hypocrisy runs so deep that they devote
the entirety of their intellectual energy to disentangling their knotted
limbs. How many pointless words has Mr.
Buckley vomited on the page to explain the obvious and laughable contradiction
that cleaves his mushy brain in two. He
is a capitalist, who believes in the free market. But he is also a Christian, who believes that
we must love our neighbors as ourselves.
Well: you cannot do both. If
Christianity teaches that each of us has a touch of heaven’s grace within our
soul, that our worth derives from god – then our worth cannot be measured in
dollars, and it cannot come from the marketplace. Is my value determined by the light in my
breast or the labors of my body? The
history of this country is that of Christians claiming to believe in the market
so long as it suits them, or capitalists praying fervently to a god that deep
down they know isn’t real. The liberals
ae dumber, true, but at least they’re fucking honest.”
And
yet, on the other hand, Moore makes it abundantly clear that there is another
side to the story as well. And so, he
has Barbara Branden addressing Ayn Rand like this:
“…you’re a
hypocrite. You claim the mantle of a
tradition of knowledge straight from Aristotle, but you know what? You’re just like every other street corner
preacher with a bible in one hand and a collection jar in the other. You gussy it up in your books with this
faux-academic language – ‘epistemological crises’ and ‘problems with the universals’
- but you never even went to a university.
You’re not a philosopher. You’re
not even an artist – you’re a con artist.
You twist your system of beliefs to grant you whatever it is that you
want in the moment. Fame? Money?
My husband’s cock? I was 15 years
old when a girl in my neighborhood lent me her copy of The Fountainhead. I read your story about an iconoclast who
didn’t give a damn what anyone else thought – a character who lived completely
for himself, by his own rules, without a second’s concern for the chattering of
the naysayers. You know what I
learned? Not to back down to a
bully. To stand up for what I want, what
I believe, what I hold dear, no matter what crap anybody spits in my face. So thank you, Ayn, for teaching me that
lesson. You want to have sex with my
husband? Apparently, there is nothing I
can do to stop you. But you want my permission?
Fuck you. You either get to live
out your twisted sexual fantasies or you get to stand there atop that marble
pillar of righteousness. But you don’t
get to do both.”
Orlagh
Cassidy’s portrayal of Ayn Rand is pitch-perfect, capturing her intellectual pretensions,
her cool self-centered rationalism, and her idiosyncratic passionate sexual
narcissism. Sam Lilja and Bronte England-Nelson
are equally good as Nathaniel and Barbara Brandon, exhibiting the unwavering
loyalty to their cult leader that only twenty-somethings can muster. And Ted Koch provides just the proper balance
in his role as Frank O’Connor, Ayn Rand’s relatively unschooled husband, an actor/painter
wannabe who really doesn’t comprehend what his wife and her followers are even
talking about (and doesn’t much care that he doesn’t so long as he can drown
his pain in alcohol).